Americans 364 days of the year:
God, America is so stupid I hate it so much. Everything here sucks. Why can't we be awesome like Canada? Our country sucks, our politics suck, everything sucks. Wish I could leave and live in England ugh.
Americans on the 4th of July:
WOW I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT I AM HERE APART OF THE FIFTY NIFTY UNITED STATES WOW AMERICA YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF IN AWESOMENESS TODAY YOU DESERVE A PRIZE OF SWEET JUSTICE. HERE LET US WATCH A BEAUTIFUL FIREWORK SHOW AND LISTEN TO PARTY IN THE USA AND LOOK AT BALD EAGLES AND GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER FREEDOM WITH A SIDE OF FREEDOM. WE CAN DO THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE F R E E D O M. GOD BLESS AMERICA.