sodamnrelatable: when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
the-larry-army: edsomniac: “are you dating taylor swift?” ED I LOVE YOU
How to respond to Jehova Witnesses
evbravado: n1gjohn: lmaooooooooo
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
basedgodniall: when you and your friends hate the same person
urbran: you dont love me? thats okay, the first step is denial
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
coachella: knock knock
me: who's there
coachella: not you
a hilarious joke
spookweedeveryday: tanku: three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found. why? because the un deux trois quatre cinq IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT...
shubbabang: In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in. And that was the first time I saw a penis
"Can you show me some Korean videos"
When you're looking forward to coming home and...
tiyeezy: spiritgun: laughingstation: too many times… Shit hurts my heart.
radioactivepapertowns: dragonflycup: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina what did I just read My penis hurts...
me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die
Reblog if you honestly think you are ugly.
rabioheab: calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
perfectlygoodcleanwrist: scoobydoof: everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin fuck
sodamnrelatable: when you like someone more than they like you
intertnet: is there a scholarship for trying