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sodamnrelatable:

when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

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Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...

the-larry-army:

edsomniac:

“are you dating taylor swift?”

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ED I LOVE YOU

How to respond to Jehova Witnesses

evbravado:

n1gjohn:

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lmaooooooooo

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

basedgodniall:

when you and your friends hate the same person

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dissap0inted: titani-um: skellaten: EXACTLY THIS. AGREE